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What I’ve Learnt About Chickens #1



They show blatant disregard for the feelings of their care-givers.

Photo of hen with cartoon speech bubble "I feel I SHOULD care... but I don't!"

In other words:

Keeping ex-battery chickens can be fun but be prepared to have your feelings hurt on a regular basis. Yes, because no matter how much effort you put into preparing their food… they will just step in it. And most of the time they don’t even seem to realise that they’ve done wrong. (Maybe it’s because their legs are so hard and scaly that they don’t feel it when they’re up to their knees in something warm and edible.)


Cartoon picture of different types of hen food.


But, I mean… come on, you guys. You’ve got eyes, haven’t you? Surely you notice when your owner comes towards you with a big pot of lovingly boiled vegetable peelings? And you must be able to smell the hot mash just before its oh, so carefully laid down in front of you? And, honest to goodness, if you don’t know what porridge looks like by now, well, you may as well just put me in a frock and call me Goldilocks.


Cartoon picture of hen standing in porridge


No – I’m not going to lie – I can’t say that I like it when my little feathered friends put their ‘size nines’ in their nosh Every Single Day but I think that I’ve finally reached a point on my ‘ex-batt journey’ where I accept it. But as for pooing in it? Well, that’s going to take me a little bit longer. 

Humorous photo of chicken stepping into bowl of food


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